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The Clyde is a massive river in Glasgow. The insult is a response to someone who done something cruel, wrong, cheeky, or cheeky. The insult is often made in response to a wise cracker or a joke merchant who done or made fun of someone's expense. It's banter to say this to your friend as a joke when they piss you off or when they make a joke that's sick or funny at your expense. Also when some one doesn't give you what you want you could say this.
You're as wide as the Clyde. He's/she's wide as the Clyde.
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A 24-ounce container of beer. Contains double the amount of liquid gold as a normal container. Usually found in cans, though some good beers, such as Sierra Nevada, can be found in double-wide bottles. A close relative of the forty; consumed when you want to get just a little crunk, but not so much you'll have a hangover the next morning.
Bill: What'd you do last night, dude?
Ted: People came over with double wides and blunts, you know how it is.
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An exceptionally large and visually appealing man ass that has somehow been concealed. Usually sought after by cross-dressing rabbits.
Look I ain't gay or anything, I just got caught off guard by Elmer's Double-wide surprise.
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Derogatory phrase to describe an over-weight person, almost always referring to a female.
Nick's girl was a width-wide bitch, tipping the scales at over two-hundred pounds.
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Official canon of Bugs bunny, from looney toons, when he was a struggling rapist. Meaning thick male butt concealed by heavy fabric.
James: "Derek, you probably have tight man pussy and be lookin like a Double-wide Surprise. Goddamn!"
Derek: "Let go, James!"
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an extremely wide stance while taking a shit - where the feet are placed in the next stall; an impossible toilet stance if the pants are around the ankles; clever excuse by Senator Larry Craig to deflect attention from more probing matters
What the hell are you doing tapping my foot, you pervert? Nah, man, I just got a wide bathroom stance.
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Doing something with maximum speed and effort.
An alternative to “pedal to the metal”. Jake would always say “Hold ‘er wide” when he was flooring it off-roading.
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