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A fat mom, her kids are preferably named Nathan and Devin
Look at that Amy Johnson over there.
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Johnson Fold aka upper Heaton to any posh wannabe folk. Johnson fold locates "doffcocker lodge" where, back in the day children would swim after repeatedly being told not to ,threatened with "Pike ul get ya"
Johnson fold isn't and has never really been much multicultural. All the folk are a huge family. If not that, they're all in every bodies business. It stinks of weed 99% of the time. Other 1% is cow shit. Always one noisy fucker on a crosser revving the roads pissing residents right off. Local shop keeper is best known to be a pest.
Who lives up j-fold Johnson fold?
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To rail out a person on a bathroom sink across the hallway from your room. The door must stay unlocked, and you also have to walk past your room to get to the bathroom.
Wow, I totally marshall-johnsoned that girl yesterday evening and three people walked in. I could've used my room or locked the door but that's totally unrad.
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expression used when you get extremely pissed off about something, usually yelled very loud
Bro 1 to Bro 2: Just banged your girlfriend
Bro 2: Cock johnson! what a slut!
Bro 1: yea and when she wouldn't give me head i was all like, COCK JOHNSON!
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I got my own slab with Calvin Johnsons on it. If you don't know the lingo, them 21's homie.
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The Hugest Erection in the world, hence the fact that it is a redundant statement. It's redundant in the fact that it is two words for Monstrous penis. The word Daryn, believe it or not is a word for Penis, originated in tennessee in the summer of 2008. The word Daryn is followed by johnson, which is a classic term for Penis, thus completing the fact that it is a redundant term in itself. The term, Daryn Johnson, is now commonly used across high schools and colleges in New York and the tri-state area.
Jane: "I touched him, and he got a Daryn johnson right away!"
Jack: "i don't know what happened, but i saw this girl at the movies and I got a Daryn johnson so large it ripped through my pants!"
Maria: "My boyfriend's erections are so large. Frankly, I'm scared of Daryn Johnson's such as his."
Jill: "last time we did it, my boyfriend hurt me with his Daryn Johnson."
As soon as the young Mike turned 13, above his grundle, he had a daryn johnson. now he knew he was a man.
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the new york yankees pitcher, also the funniest name alive because it means horny penis.
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