adj./adv.
1. to be awesome beyond contemplation 2. to be so good looking that one is attractive to every person in a mile diameter 3. to be incredibly smart and be above Einsteins level of smartness 3. Be a god in human form 5. To have people begging you to be their god and all ruling leader
noun
1. one who is awesome beyond contemplation (not to be confused with one who is "pious beyond reason") 2. one who destroys in all that he/she does
verb
1. to thor someone so badly the thored person begs to "take it in the face" 2. to win at a competetion so completely that the loser is glad to have lost 3. to commit an act of awesome or divine magnitude
adj./adv.
"That stunt is so thorly."
"Man: That man is thorly enough to make me gay even though I am super straight and he is awesome and super handsome. Multiple Women: We agree."
"That thor aced the test."
"Kobe Bryant almost dunked that ball thorly but even he was not good or worthy enough.
noun
"The world's greatest person was beaten in karate death combat by a Sigthor."
"Man! Incredibly smart thor here won in incredible fashion at chinese chess again!"
verb
"Loser: Dude...I am not ashamed there was no way I would win. You thored me. May I take it in the face? Humble Victor: No you do not deserve to take it in the face from me."
"Jesus thored those Romans."
"He walked into the room so thorly that everyone swarmed him trying to get a piece of his sexy and lovely body."
A nice guy that has powers almost beyond human understanding, he always has lots of waman that like to ride on his mega schlong, he is shapen like a bodybuilder and on his weakest he will be able to lift three tons, if youre blessed by the fact that he knows u be exstremly happy, although his name is close to thot he only make the best of hoes.
Man i wish i was more like Thor hes the greatest
thor is a very yummy snack who is also my dad
he lost mjolnir but it's cool because he has stormbreaker
he's the best avenger ok bye
"Thor is so beautiful"
"bACK OFF HE'S MINE"