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Stool Wizard

A stool wizard is somebody who dabbles in the art of stool wizardry. They have big magic ears that make stools and block out the sun

That guy Michael looks like a stool Wizard just look at the size of his ears

by Crazysteve May 11, 2018


Tree Wizard

A fake spiritualist man who regurgitates ancient information in order to sound like a prophet. Uses spirituality as manipulation techniques to gain followers or sexual interest.

That guy was a total tree wizard, he offered me reiki and told me we were soulmates who needed to fuk to awaken me.

by Seadragon00 January 12, 2021


sand wizard

noun; a person of Middle Eastern descent, due to the various desert regions there as well as the garments worn which may resemble that of a wizard. Used in a less derogatory form.

Yeah Ali may be a sand wizard, but his dad hooks it up at their gas station.

by circuitsandpens March 22, 2011


Negative wizard

Someone who purposely spreads a bad vibe/ negativity.

Wow, I can't stand to be around her - she drains the life out of anything fun. She is such a negative wizard.

by dreamsunwind October 12, 2009


Wizard Crystals

Dried semen found on clothing, bedding, etc.

Aww crap, I've got some wizard crystals on my sheet.

by ShawnTheRoaster February 25, 2011


Wizards Sleeve

When a ladies lower region has been hammered that much it has expanded and seems to have no end

"her snatch is like a wizards sleeze"

by Chuck Hernandez January 26, 2004

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Bacon Wizard

A sexy wizard of bacon , forged from souls of bacon and who hath fully mastered the powers of bacon, a Bacon Wizard's enemy is the vegan alliance

"On this thine day the bacon wizard of old banished the vegans to the depths of hillshire farms." ~The Bacon Wizard

by The Bacon Wizard February 15, 2014

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