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The female of the human race, the one who gives birth to the offspring of humans. Usually seen as the fairer sex, the aesthetic sex, the nurturing/emotive sex.
She is equal in about every way to men, save for some physical differences. She is just as intelligent and capable as the male... but men often overwhelm, harass, and dominate the ladies.
The woman are as capable and as intelligent as the man, if not more so... men just have a difficult time understanding and accepting that.
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Many males believe women are for one thing: Something to make their penises hard. Other males may think women have a few more than this one commonly perceived use. Such as cooking, cleaning, laundry, etc.
But these people who believe these are the sole reasons women were put on the Earth should be shot in the face.
Guy 1: My penis gets hard whenever I look at a Woman.
Guy 2: Yeah, mine too.
Girl 1: Shame on you! Pervert!
Guy 2: Wtf why are you out of the kitchen?
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A man with large chests and a negative penis.
person: (-) x (-) = +, so (negative penis * negative penis) = Positive Penis
Negative Penis = woman, so (woman * woman) = man
There is 1 woman in a woman, so Woman = man
Literally everyone: this conversation is so high IQ its hurting my head
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Something that you don't have lol
I also don't have one, please if you're reading this and you're a straight/bisexual woman, I desperately need your help I beg of you
Steve:Hey guys, look at this loser! He doesn't have a woman!
Jim:SHUT THE FUCK UP STEVE YOU DON'T HAVE ONE EITHER YOU CUCKHOLD!
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A guy who is charming , has the looks , the flirts , that makes someone think they're in love with them while also making them fall in love back . Basically a really hot guy that makes u in love and tempted to smash while having 20+ more people on the side.
" Dude , did u hear what Erick did ?"-M " no"-S" he made Sara fall in love with him but friend zoned her '' -M ''omg did u tell her about his side hoes or anything ?" -S "yea"-M "what did u tell him?"-S "I told him he was hella cute and confessed my love that I've had for him" -M "OMFG he's a womanizer " -S "ooops...."-M
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A guy who makes multiple girls believe he is in love with them, but just he is really looking for is one of them to get in his pants. The others act as back ups or are there when the others are unavailable to ease his pain.
Matthew Alyn Johnson is a womanizer.
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