Founder and CEO of Wong Dry Cleaning. Consistent general excellence award winner, straight A student. Stray Kids connoisseur, McDonald's promotions exploiter, Car Crushers Trillionaire, puller of bitches, MLBB mythic player.
Person 1: Who won the general excellence awards this year?
Person 2: Who do you think!
Person 1: No you mother fucker
Person 2: Aidan Wong you bastard !
Person 3: Ba ba ba baa ba ba
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An asian who is from below the mason dixon line
My girlfriend is a honky-wong from texas
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A lunatic. A naive person whom his girlfriend takes care of like a dog.
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Guy:That guy tried to sell me a bottle for 10 cents
Bing Wong:Thassa boo shite!
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When a man ejaculates into a fortune cookie, and secretly swaps that cookie with a unsuspecting dinner guest's untampered cookie, so as to implicate the chef.
"Hey what's inside this fortune cookie?... DANG WONG!!!"
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Craig wong is such an amazing being with over 60 followers on instagram AND tiktok.
Not only is she kind, beautiful and smart but she is also kind! She is way better than Shreka, Kelp AND Preeti!
I love Craig Wong so much
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When you decide as a civilian to wear full military kit and take an Uber to a curfew zone in order to link up with the National Guard unit to provide security, but get arrested for not having any sort of common sense
βHey man, Iβm thinking about Greg Wong-ing downtownβ
βHey, donβt go full βGreg Wongβ when you go out tonight.
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