Another term for the childhood illness; foot in mouth disease that is typically passed from child to child in daycare settings.
Just got a call from my kids doctor. My kid caught a case of the hoof and woof from that nasty daycare.
A “mark” jacuik an asshole straight up bastard !
“That bastard woof trap I knew he couldn’t wheelie”
A nightmarish creature, fictionally created by a parent, that only comes out at night, resembling a very hairy oversized labia with heavy curtains that whip in the wind, and big beady bloodshot eyes, and exaggerated amount of teeth with a tongue that is froglike. And it's made out to be soooo scary that no one wants to meet the moof woof.
riding the woof wagon is the equivalent of riding the struggle bus except it is only said by the dankest of dudes not a slew of unintelligent teenage white girls
"Riding that woof wagon harddd tonight bruh"
Discovering and participating in the work of a farm, in exchange for board and lodging, often abroad.
I'm gonna spend my summer holidays woofing in Canada.
A PG13 way to say "Fucked". Created by the legendary twitch streamer MrJakeWoof
"Oh Beary just got woofed!"
"How are you doing motherwoofers?"