Gray Collar Workers

A Gray Collar Worker is a member of the service class. While a blue collar worker is a proletarian and primarily manual labour worker (such as a factory worker), and a white collar worker is a bourgeoisie class member (a lawyer).

The Gray Collar Working class does not have the riches of the white collar workers, nor the pride, nor unity of a blue collar worker.

The greatest work on Gray Collar Workers is in the film "Fight Club." It describes the lack of self-confidence, feeling of no masculinity, and the feeling of incompetence with near perfection.

Examples of a Gray Collar Worker:
-Security Guard
-Convenience Store Clerk
-Fast Food Worker
-Waiter
You get the point.

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Only Fans Worker

a woman who begs for attention and money by showing their body off

Wow she is a only fans worker she must really want attention

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Co-worker Hitlering

When an annoying co-worker keeps bothering you so you fart every chance you get to create a large gas cloud to keep them away

Sometime I use the handy trick called co-worker hitlering to keep annoying co-workers away with my own gas

Hot Topic Workers

Probably emo or an e-girl/ boy. They like dying their hair purple and cutting half off.

Things they enjoy: nose piercings, Panic! At The Disco, and lowercase typing
they hate everyone!

This is a joke lol XD

Hot Topic Workers

non essential worker

Somebody whose job role and place in an entity is pointless and irrelevant, illustrated during COVID-19 lockdown periods when a person was not required.

David is a non essential worker because we haven’t needed him during lockdown.

accountability co-worker

A coworker who tallies up how much money you spend on lattes and lunch, then makes the assumption you must make 10k more than them. When in reality your disposable income is in direct correlation to how many dependents you have not or lack of lexus sized car payment.

Wow, you are drinking another latter... that's the fifth one this week. I am saving up for my kids braces. I wish I could have a latte everyday. "I guess you are my accountability co-worker... You are right I should stop drinking lattes, going out to lunch and taking birth control so I can live your dream lifestyle of fun infertility."

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Construction Worker's Cleavage

A Construction Worker's Cleavaga can be spotted when a construction worker wears slightly oversized pants. After a while you can see the top of his ass crack.

Lift up your pans George, you've got a Construction Worker's Cleavage

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