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To take maximum advantage of a free item.
You - "I'm going to a wedding with an open bar"
Me - "You best get your free's worth"
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An attitude toward a man or woman who is not unattractive, but not particularly pretty.
A person who would become attractive enough to have sex with after a few drinks.
Bobo: "Mandy called to see what I was doin' later."
Jojo: "So take her out; she's a six pack's worth of pretty. Have a few pops and nail her. It's not like anyone will make fun of you for it."
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A Liar-in-Chief’s immoral equivalent of “A picture is worth a thousand words.” When a caustic, narcissistic, racist, supremacist, or xenophobic tweet has the same negative or nauseating effect as a fake or frightening GIF.
In TrumpWorld, or among an obscene number of morally corrupt Trumpublican lawmakers, a picture is worth 280 characters.
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Usually used when referring to the Apple App Store or Android Market, describing the worth of the app compared to the cost.
Hey, did you download that app that counts how many times you pooped in the last year?
Nah, not yet. Is it free?
No, but it's worth the ninety-nine.
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A piece of shit. Pond Scum. Gutter Garbage. A person who is not worth your time of day. Have you ever heard someone promise something on their skin. It's the ultimate commitment to a promise. Someone who isn't worth the skin on their back is someone who constantly never follows through with anything, and is 100 percent untrustworthy.
Yet again you disappointment me and don't do what you say you are going to do. You are not worth the skin on your back. I'm done.
This expression means that it is better to have an advantage or opportunity that is certain than having one that is worth more but is not so certain.
"A bird in the hand," is yours, and it's not going anywhere unless you let it go. But if you leave it and go for "two in the bush," there is no guarantee you'll catch them, you might end up with nothing in the end.
In essence, don't be greedy and stick with what good things you already have, instead of going after something you'll probably never get.
Bob: "I think I'm gonna quit my job..another firm is going to offer me a better job.."
Joe: "Are you sure? You probably shouldn't quit unless you know you're gonna get in for sure. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."
(Weeks later)
Joe: "So how was the interview?"
Bob: "Idk not so good...i don't think the boss is gonna let me come back either..."
Joe: "You're an idiot.."
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when an article that was written as to be extremely insightful, groundbreaking, and mentions the word "killer app" in every other paragraph turns out to ultimately be 17 pages of shit.
Given how much paper weighs and how much 17 pages weighs, the equivalent amount of shit is pretty worthless hence, it's worth its weight in shit.
This 17 page article that used the word killer app fifteen times is worth its weight in shit.
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