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Synonym for the anus. The opening through which things exit the body.
I got shraped pretty badly this morning. I'm going to the doctor to have him examine my exit wound.
I asked my doctor about my exit wound and why it won't close. He said it's permanent and that there's nothing to do about it but to keep it clean.
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A haircut based around a centre parting style. The hair is parted in such a precise manner that it looks as if the wearer's skull has been split by an axe. In a magestic coincidence, it also has the advantage of singling them out as a probable cunt
Look at the axe wound on that cunt
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A VERY hideous looking minge/ pussy. also can be used in reference to a foul smelling minge.
Jesus christ woman! have you ever cleaned that axe wound? it's fucking rancid
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Definition 1: The "wounded seagull" is a term for when you are having sex on a beach, and you abruptly remove your penis from your partners vagina and, stick or roll your penis in the sand, then re-insert your penis into your partner's vagina.
Definition 2: The Wounded Seagull is also the name of a bar in Crawford Hall at Wabash College in Crawfordsville Indiana, USA.
(1) "I pulled a wounded seagull on my girlfriend last night, and now she not speaking to me anymore."
(2) "I went to The Wounded Seagull Last Night and wound up doing shots of tequila and subsequently sat in a trash can full of broken glass, vomitted all over my pants, stripped naked and ran around."
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ugly female genitalia
pussy cunt vagina
Her pussy was so messed up it looked like an axe wound
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1. It's exactly what it sounds like. An Ass wound. A wound on your ass.
Much more severe than being just a pain the in the ass.
2. The person in the group that lags further behind everyone else, and drags everyone else down with them.
3. "That guy" at a party. The guy making a complete jackass of himself.
Don't be such an ass wound.
You're a fucking ass wound.
Hurry up you ass wound.
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1. Term used to describe the aftermath of a sexually active girl's vagina. Usually reserved for girls known to be filthy scrags, hooknose skanks, etc where the application of the term "hatchwound" preceded by the word "gaping" is the most accurate description.
2. (Origin) The term hatchet wound was first documented in early colonial America. Settlers moving West often found themselves victims of raids by the Savages aka the Iriquois, Nez Pierce, Alqonquin, etc. The Indians would capture the Settler's wives and daughters then proceed to "tribe - rape" (later to perfected by black people as "gang rape") the women. The women were then allowed to return to their settlements where the aftermath of their sexual punishment resulted in what the Frontier Men described as "gaping hatchet wounds."
"Well the hook-up was going great until I felt that gapping hatchet wound of hers, it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway when when I stuck it in. What a scrag!"
"I would of never expected such a hatchet wound on such a cute petite chick man. You just never know these days I guess."
"Oh man! That bitch had a nasty hatchet wound of a pussy resembling elephant ears or something leathery and disheveled. Ewwww."
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