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When a gamer hears that his parents are not going to be home, and he gets excited because he can play video games all day.
Matt got an xbox boner when he heard his parents were going out of town for the day.
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The funnest system ever, but breaks down too much.
I love the xbox 360. Im on my third one in under two years!
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Microsoft's latest addition to the Xbox console franchise, which has been debuted in May of 2013. The successor to the Xbox 360, the One sports more high a performance hardware, support for higher resolutions and 60 frames per second, much like (in some cases) a midrange gaming computer. With it's somewhat updated graphics unit and 8 GB of RAM, the One is a technological step up from the 360.
This console has been the center of ridicule in the gaming community for well over six months, up until it's release in November. Because there were growing concerns over DRM and restricted library issues, a majority of consumers diverted their attention to the upcoming PS4. however, after its release, the One was able to stand up on its own as a formidable gaming platform. Well over 4.2 million units around America have been installed and are being actively used by gaming enthusiasts every day. Even so, as the One has surprised a number of gamers and consumers, it still comes under fire from multiple sides; dedicated Sony fans and the other half of Microsoft; PC.
All arguments aside, the One has finally shown some potential as a decent gaming machine, and the author is curious to see what content becomes available for it as the year goes on.
Man 1: My Xbox One finally came in the other day. Loving the step up from last generation.
Man 2: That's cool. My PS4 is pretty awesome, too. Shame we don't have cross-console games yet.
Man 3: You dumbasses got consoles? Fuckin' peasants. My PC rig only cost me $600 and games better than both of your fag machines combined!
Man 1 + 2: *turn and stare in unison*
Man 1: Really?
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Where most young, horney guys go to look for a one night stand.
Dumb, horney Xbox live kid: Hey, do you like dick???
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one who joins an xbox live team based game for the sole purpose of screwing it up. full of annoying, repetitive conversation or loud c(rap)music. usually a friend of someone on the other team sent to give info to them or sabatoge by team killing, taking all the weapons on a map, stealing vehicles and ditches them for the enemy, destroying team assets, texting or voice chatting with the other team giving them teammates positions or plans, intentionally dying for the other team to get the win. a childish gamer. anyway you slice it acts like a leeroy jenkins.
"our team suffered a loss. thanks to an xbox leeroy"
"xbox leeroy, you getz tk'd this time. we rollz without you"
"omg, kick this xbox leeroy!"
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An assumption made by a noob that the next generation of Xbox is the Xbox 720, It is actually the Xbox One
You: So what console are you gonna get?
Noob: The Xbox 720 of course!
You: It's the Xbox One you Fool!!!
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When your hands sweat like a bitch playing modern warfare 2, or any really intense game, leaving the controller feeling wet. Noticed especially during a social session of modern warfare 2 where the controller is passed, as well as many bowls, to the next person after each match.
Jesus fagtron 3000 let me get you a towel or something. I know you were tryin to finish off 150 headshots with the FAL, but come on give us a courtesy dry every couple minutes. christ xbox hands over here
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