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A yard yeti is a child usually between the ages of 12 and 17 years that awoke from adolescent hibernation early and hasn't quite reached full human development. They aren't self controlled enough to be turned loose on the general public but they already know everything, just ask them. They're unpredictable in regard to behavior and most frequently show signs of deafness even when yelled at. They generally use only grunts and snipes but can be clearly understood with calls such as "I'm bored" and "I'm hungry". The male of this species is known to eat everything in sight! And the female attracts others of their species that are just as obnoxious. Topping a 10' high electric fence with razor wire sometimes helps keep the males at bay, but they are sneaky little devils.
I just walked in from the garage and both of your Yard Yetis looked like they were up to no good!
The act of painting your entire body orange from head to toe, dying your hair green, and laying completely naked in your neighbors lawn, remaining still until something or someone unwillingly moves you.
Yeah man, I got arrested for being a yard carrot in Geoff's yard yesterday...
Cold, crisp busch lattes best enjoyed shirtless. Frequently drank in the front yard
"boys, sigma nu yard beers?"
Verb- to make loud noises and carry- on in a classless manner.
Those iron workers on level 3 are moving all that steel around, talking about big vaginas, and generally bangin in the yard.
Noun: A yard that is mowed in the front but not in the back.
Dude, you have a mullet yard!
I know, I haven't had time to mow the back and it is only the front that counts. As long as it is short in the front, it can be long in the back and it's all cool.
Going home. the process of saying goodbye, anouncing your departure.
"Man, you guyz are bare boring Im gonna kick yard" "safe man"
When someone has more driveway than actual front yard.
"bruh I don't even have a front yard. all I have is a drive yard"