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Don't scribble your dick 'round the fan
Or you won't be able to get it out fam
Hello yo mama gay ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
SUR- AAAHHHH MY DICK IS STUCK IN THE FANNNNN!!!!
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“My dish was slap yo mama good”- a redneck off of Master Chef.
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Yo mama's pasta sauce was introduced as a American pasta sauce in one of 1980sgamers video. It is a inside joke that offends everybody because of how stupid and funny it is.
Hey Napoleon want some yo mama's pasta sauce?
Uh man why do you have to be so mean Matt!?
What I fuck the shit out of every single night.
You: Where's my mother, I haven't seen her at all today?
Your Friend: Last I heard, some dude was fucking yo mama's pussy somethin' fierce.
You: FUCKSAKE.
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The revolt and protest organized by people who hate or disagree with Yo mama jokes. These uproars of protest and disgust usually come from mothers, and sometimes fathers. Most of the time they are posted via Internet or emailing to sites, but occasionally mobs of moms will get really physical. Here is a prime example of protest: this message left by a working mom on www.joke-pages.com:
"You can kiss my two cakes togetha losers!!! You all dissin me on dis here computer callin me FAT when you da fat asses eating yo krispy kremes and stickin it around yo penis's and dilly do's!!!!
I'm tired of all these yo momma jokes, I mean seriously, what about yo fatha?!?!! I mean I fuckin pissed a fuckin baby, jesus fuckin christ. And you all callin me a fatty cakes!!!"
-From: Yo Motha; 8/24/2004
Thousands of angry mothers were tired of all of the snaps and insults aimed towards them, so they finally began to start fighting back. They organized a Yo mama joke protest that paraded down 5th Street.
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When you make some good ass redneck food on MasterChef.
She made some good ass slap yo mama good fried chicken fo’ Gordon Ramsey.
it means fuck you in eastern kentucky, i'm not lying i swear
"Bro why the fuck did you run into my car, yo mama so fart.!"
"Yo mama so fart."