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When you want someone to stop poking you and start stroking your dick.
Boy to girl: You don't poke you stroke
When a job is done and the customer complains about problems bought from a third party and you don’t give a fuck, you would say, “well, you get what you get.”
Meaning: fuck you or what the fuck ever not my problem.
Customer: the bedroom tv has a broken screen from the store.
Salesman: did you buy it here?
Customer: anystoreyoiwant.com
Salesman: well, you get what you get. You didn’t buy it here.
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spoken by a male: i want to bump uglies and am hoping you're buying this line of sh*t.
spoken by a female: i don't want to date you but don't want you to go all stalker on me or worse: go fem and start crying.
johnny: wanna go out?
ronni: i don't know. i like you for who you are, and...
johnny: so then that's a no?
ronni: pretty much, yeah.
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When urban dictionary denys your definition
Thanks for your definition of butt spackle!
Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it.
fuck you you piece of shit
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Roughly translated, it means "you're a skanky bitch, but I desperately need to get laid so I'm not fussy".
"All you want to do is get laid."
"How could you say that? I like you for who you are."
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Derek is a faggot with no hair and wears jeans really short like :)
Hugs: Derek you look weird
Derek: fuck you Idc what I look like!!
Hugs: your very What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
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1. (politely) I don't have romantic interest in you.
2. (sarcastically) Get lost, creep!
1. "I'll call you tomorrow."
"I like you for who you are."
2. "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
"I can't tell you how much I like you for who you are."
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