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Whatever gets you hard

This basically means that you can do whatever you want

(Another way of saying you do you)

Guy 1: “I’m going to leave ok?”
Guy 2: “ Whatever gets you hard, man!”

by Kanye_supporter5 November 9, 2023

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I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants

A proclamation of annoyance and little or no tolerance for the disregard of property, mainly that of roofs.

<Yokel> Hey, Joe-Greg-Billy-John! I can see down yer chimney from up here! Hee-yuck!
<Grampa> I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants, Johnny-Smithy-Jeevesy-Beau!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 8, 2003

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Before The Zombies Get You

With great haste. Quickly. Now.

Go eat something before the zombies get you, you look anorexic.

by Dr. Cheese E. Poof, D.D.S. June 18, 2009

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Oh, Fuck You Frank, Get Out

Professionally appropriate exclamation when you’ve put up with enough of a Blue Falcon’s self-serving bullshit.

Taken from S7E8 of Shameless when Ian Gallagher kicks Frank out of their home with a baseball bat for being a worthless individual.

Frank: I shouldn’t have to remind you I’m god’s gift to man and everything I do wrong is your fault because I’m actually an incompetent douchebag.

Literally everyone else: Oh, FUCK YOU FRANK, get out!!!

by xfitter22hehim February 8, 2022

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you will never get the succ

A quote said by Big Man Tyrone himself to indicate you will never get a sexual oral experience

''You!..(Laugh Laugh) You will never get the succ!''. - Big man Tyrone

by Yaboi69212000 January 16, 2017

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Fifteen will get you twenty

15 will get you 20

by David October 31, 2003

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They’re coming to get you, Donnie…

They’re coming to get you Donnie…— a battle cry for Trump opponents based on the famous line from the movie Night of the Living Dead: “They’re coming to get you, Barbara”.

And, “they” were.

In the movie the dead were being mysteriously reanimated and pursuing the living to eat them alive. In Trump’s case, antics and events thought long dead are being reanimated and returning to bite Trump’s spray tanned orange ass; and to eat him alive.

April 4th 2023 is the historic day when the zombie cases returned from the dead to visit an undead plague upon DONALD J. TRUMP’S political campaign and life.

But, we have to beware of the sequel: Dawn of the Trump based on the movie Dawn of the Dead, a movie that had the tag line: “When there is no more room in hell; the dead will walk the earth”.

The Trump version of that tag line is: “If there is no more room in hell, The Orange Man could walk into the White House…again.”

May he’ll have several vacancies!

All of the dirt you did is catching up with you Dolt ‘45, there are a lot of pending cases in your future: They’re coming to get you, Donnie

by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 5, 2023

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