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Person A: Hey do you like anyone
Person B: yeah
Person A: who?
Person B: your dad
Inexistent, gone, invisible, vacant, departed, MERELY THEORETICAL. Your father left before you were even conceived, he has no official record, legal, criminal, etc. No one has seen him at any point in time, those who have were erased off the face of the universe as soon as they laid eyes on this ghostly, hypothetical figure. If you know these people who have seen him you will forget about their existence. He isn't coming back.
Person 1: Hey is that your dad?
You: What? Where?
Person 1: (no response because they have evaporated)
You: Wait I don't have a dad or any friends.
Someone who leaves to get the milk and never comes back
Boy 1 : When is your dad coming home?
Boy 2 : He said he is getting milk. He’s not coming back.
Is Lesbian
Girl: Your dad is straight Boy: No he isnt hes lesbian
Your dad: A reverse insult
Timmy: What were you doing last night?
Will: Your dad in the back of Walgreens.
1. The reason your sad ass exists.
2. That guy who left to get milk 7 years ago.
"Your dad is a horrible person"-Scumbag
It is often a offensive joke as people will cry about it.
guy#1: hey when it it friday?
guy#2: when is your dad coming back?
guy#1: when is it the end of the lesson
guy#2 when is your dad going to come back?