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The ultimate level of friendzone invented by women. It is like an inescapable pit of hell where the female you have romantic interest in, will destroy your all hope of having an romantic relationship with her and will turn you into an ultra super mega ultimate friend slash brother. The term is very popular in some countries where male-female "friendship" isn't a norm yet. Especially south asian ones like India, Pakistan or Bangladesh where it is known as Bhai Zone . Unlike Friend zone there is no hope of escaping brother zone. And it involves much more suffering. The only thing a guy can do after being friendzoned is ignore the girl although that is almost impossible as the girl will want help and favors from the guy as a brother.
Alex: Hey Martin, how's the girl you've been dating for two months?
Marty: She Brother zoned me man.
Alice: You've been a good friend of me Steve. You're like the brother I never had.
Steve: Thanks. (goes home and cries...) Noooooo, I have been brother zoned.
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It is the location where the magical sexual intercourse between a male and female takes place.
Joe bangs all the chicks from High School in his boning zone.
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Nickname for NBA great Danny Granger. Also can be used to describe the area around him on the court. Congrats on the All Star team Granger!!!!!
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Fan: Good game Granger Zone
Danny Granger: Thanks fan
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Announcer: Oh my did you that steal by Danny, that is why you do not go into the Granger Zone.
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A reference to Super Mario Brothers in which a player would skip several levels in order to achieve the ultimate objective of saving the princess. More generally, it refers to someone who wants to achieve a goal more easily than he otherwise could by stacking the odds in his favor or by skipping steps that would ordinarily be required.
By joining forces with Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh, Lebron James is warp zoning himself to a championship.
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the "bro-zone" can be defined as an area in which a girl has entered when befriending a guy. Usually occurring with tomboys and their guy friends, when the male friend acknowledges the girl's actions (assuming that the girl is a tomboy) reffers to her as a "bro" or "another one of the guys". At this point the girl in question has entered the bro-zone. The bro-zone eliminates any possible chance of the friends having any sexual or relationship interest, and renders any chance of escaping the bro-zone hopeless.
Katie: So how was hanging out with Chad and his friends?
Marcy: *sigh* he called me his "buddy"...his "bro"
Katie: ooooo hate to say this...you're permanantly in his bro-zone.
Marcy: ya, and I still like him.
Katie: you might as well give up on him, there's no hope now that you're in the bro-zone.
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2 hours after a steak and cheese burrito from taco bell. You are in your bathroom you
A.puke in toilet and crap pants
B.crap in toilet and puke on yourself
C.sit there in a puddle of shitty cheese steak
Constantly waking up from taco bell hell you must make these choices ever hour.
The borrito is taking names tonight so you better watch out or you will wake up in the War zone.
The feeling when you get bro-zoned during the festival of Rakshabandhan in India. It is a festib in which sisters tie rakhis to their brothers and celebrating the bond of brother and sister, however many girls use this festival to bro-zone guys and tie them rakhis thereby giving them a signal that they consider them as brothers.
Guy 1 : I am not coming to school tomorrow.
Guy 2 : Dude why?
Guy 1 : It's Rakhshabandhan man...don't want to get bhai-zoned ...