ball tap

When you flick your hand really fast and hit a guys balls.

My girlfriend got mad at me so she tied me down and ball tapped me until my cock and balls were bruised and slightly bleeding.

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8 ball

specifically one-eighth ounce of cocaine

We did up an 8-ball last night.

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Wrecking Ball

The act of smacking someone in the face with your dick and balls. Often used as an initiation rite at fraternities.

“How are we gonna mess with the new pledges?”

“I’m gonna give them the old wrecking ball.”

“Dude that’s gay.”

"Well... I'm still gonna do it."

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blue balls

When a woman teases your cock to the point of no return then backs off..

As i was leaving the state, my gf decided to give me a half blowjob before i got on the plane..

3 fkn hours of excruciating blue balls pain and no way of releif.

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street ball

its basketball played by real champions who are not doing it for the money and don't cry on every foul.

pussys are not allowed to play streetball.

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Mirror Ball

An intense and physical game that involves four basic talents of:
1)speed
2)power
3)accuracy
4)technique

The Essentials:
-Objective- To throw the football into one of the three goals.

-People- 1 vs. 1, 1 vs. 2, 2 vs. 2, etc.

-Equipment- GOAL 1:One crate or crate-esque box (opening facing offense placed 7 feet away from the peak of 'The Arc'). GOAL 2:One trash can (opening facing offense placed slanted and leaning on the crate or crate-esque box). GOAL 3:One litter box or cooler or litterbox-esque or cooler-esque box (placed opening up anywhere at least ten feet behind the trash can). One stick to create 'The Arc'. One football.

-Rules- *Cannot penetrate 'The Arc'. If 'The Arc' is penetrated, then the other player(s) get ONE free shot from the peak of 'The Arc'.
*Offense can only throw underhand
*Contact is allowed (eg. pushing, shoving, etc., or full out killing if wanted)
*Fumbles are referred as a 'fumblerooski' and if recovered, the recoverer gets one turn
*One turn consists of minimum of 1 goal attempt and maximum of 3 goal scorings.
*No cheap over the head lobs. Through the legs is encouraged.
*Natural Boundaries determine out of play
*Play until bored, tired, or 7

-Scoring- GOAL 1(crate/crate-esque box)= 1pt.
GOAL 2(Leaning trash can)= 2 pts.
GOAL 3(litter box or cooler or litterbox-esque or cooler-esque box)= 3 pts. if ball lands inside then bounces out. 4pts./Wins the game if ball lands and stays in the box

**Make jerseys, have fun**

There is no wax-on wax-off about Mirror Ball. You learn by doing.

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Balls applause

The process in which your balls slap against one another or against your thigh, creating a clapping noise.

"Fuck Tom, quit jumping...i'm tired of hearing your balls applause."

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