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When you go to the bathroom to pee but all of a sudden you need to poop. This is a ‘poo surprise’.
Person A - Hey man I just gotta go pee.
20mins later...
Person B - Haha you had a poo surprise didn’t you!?
A Male raised as a "nice boy" depicted in a 1950's leave it to beaver episode. Is usually lazy, awkward and a straight up fag. Was taught that sex is naughty and to never bring it up or talk about it. He was raised as mommy's little angel.
Jacey-poo was a nice boy and did all of his chores!
A man known for being a lovable shwashbuckling pirate the traveled the great seas
Woah have you heard of poo shiestenberg?
Of course i have
Fecal matter with enough burning potential to dissolve the enamel in the sink.
Dude? I think I broke the shitter, took a mean poo and burnt a hole in the damn thing..
If there aren’t enough unflattering but accurate names for a certain indicted former US President, this is the latest and perhaps the funniest. It’s a combination of a tasty orange drink mix and something that you see and smell in the New York City sewer system.
Tang Poo is trying to be President again. He should know that he couldn’t run a country from the federal lockup - where he might end up.
If there aren’t enough unflattering nicknames for the newly indicted Donald Trump, this is the newest and perhaps funniest. Named for a tasty orange drink and whatever goes down the New York City sewer system, Tang Poo is so named because of Trump’s orange skin and the fact that he has shit for brains.
Republicans are so stupid that they would bring Tang Poo back into the White House if they could. The last I heard, you can’t run a country from the federal pen.
Any person that is too lazy to get out of the shower to poop and instead poops in the shower and grinds it into the drain with their foot.
Man: I was in the shower and had to get out because I had to poo REALLY bad.
Woman: oh man, not me. I'm a poo stomper.
Man: that's fuckin gross. I want a divorce.