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Bulletproof Baby

This term originates from when any mom carrying a baby or pushing a baby stroller feels so entitled to space that she becomes immune from all danger or trouble. For example: When she is in a crowded shopping mall and she just barges straight thru all the people, like she is DARING someone to bump into to her or the baby. Also very common is for her to just walk right out into traffic without looking for cars, i.e. because she "has a baby". It is assumed this entitlement comes from the social factor that anybody harming the baby would be at fault, even though baby momma is acting recklessly. It may also happen because baby momma assumes if the baby gets hurt, she will have a big financial payout. This may be why bulletproof baby syndrome often occurs more in lower income areas, but still can happen in any economic strata.

Check out baby momma walking out into traffic without looking ........guess she's got bulletproof baby with her in the stroller , so she's the terminator now.

by SirWonky July 18, 2017


dodge baby

similar to being “weezered” it’s when you see an image of a
creepy baby and you get “dodge babies”

you just got “dodge baby” 😂

by mackadoo420 June 25, 2021


whiss baby

when the mom rips fat whiss tokes when pregnant

ops I dropped my whiss baby my greasy whiss baby

hey that one greasy whiss baby

by riley macfarlane November 15, 2017


Designer Baby

A baby that has been dripped out in designer clothes

That designer baby's chain is so icy!

by IAintPetty April 30, 2020


horchata baby

A baby that is a product of a White person and someone of Hispanic or Latino heritage.

Chad listens to Nickleback and watches Friends but thinks he's street because he watched Furious7 and is always chasing hot Latinas mamis with wide hips and big lips tryin to get with them and make a horchata baby.

by liteleftycappuccino May 8, 2016


Foil Baby

A large burrito. Named for it's resemblance to a swaddled infant once wrapped in tin foil for to-go service.

"I'm hungry as a Dingo. Let's go run down some Foil Babies."

"This hangover is killing me. I need to suck down a foil baby and teen wolf a beer."

by Completely Professional September 19, 2012


Eddie baby

One of the most cringe songs alive

Eddie baby..

by Perry’s August 29, 2022