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Dead beat dad

Usually a many named Danny, also usually a bald white moon cricket with 30 credit cards and on the brink of getting a divorce

That dead beat dad at the stop last night in the phone with his wife was looking out of breathe when you could hear his skank of a wife bitching and complaining on the phone

by Big nigga bill March 11, 2018


beat me off

A phrase used to express frustration or anger, often towards a professor who gives hard exams or women that ghost you

Friend 1: how did you do on that exam.

Friend 2: went horrible, turned that thing in and told him he could beat me off

by Kern May 18, 2016


Beat a Human Day

On November 29th, Every furry beaten up on Beat a Furry DAy gets to beat up humans that beat up furries on Beat a Furry Day, and the humans CAN'T fight back.

I just beat up Billy because it's Beat a Human Day UwU

by KeyboardRaindow November 27, 2021


beat them lips

(background, maryland;P.G.)
When a guy is havin sex wit a girl...It can't be when a girl do it to a girl, cuz shje dont got a dick (she could buy a vibrater, but it aint da same)

Mo:" Yo I heard your gurl lost her viginity"
Diandre:"Yeah beat dem lips...DDEEEENNNG
Mo:"For real??""
Diandre:"yeah nigga, i gave her a new walk!!"

by Destinee March 03, 2005


Beat my meat

Use bmm instead of using the whole beat my meat

I’m finna bmm (beat my meat) I’ll text you later

by TheRealDumbassWorld February 11, 2019


shit's beat

When someone says "Shit's beat," it is usually referring to a girl being easy or her vagina being loose.

1. When talking about a slutty girl: "Dude, shit's beat!"
2. After having sex with a girl and your friends ask for details: "Shit's beat!"
3. After having sex with a SKANKY girl and your friends ask for details: "Shit's BEEN beat, man."
4. A reply from someone towards a girl (not necessarily a slutty one) asking a question: "So, how do I look?" "Shit's beat!"

by LLF&AMH October 01, 2007


Easy beats

A footy term reffering to a team that is easy to beat, or lacks in skill.

"I cant wait to play Carina!"
"why?"
"coz theyre the easy beats!"

by qwertyuiopoiuytrewq August 12, 2007