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Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).
Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"
* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *
When Sexy Time Is Canceled, And Your Penis Has No Choice But To Be Flacid & Lifeless
"I Gave My Girlfriend A Yeast Infection Cause I Ate Her Out After Mouthwashing, Now I Have Cold Pasta"
Another way of saying “your a bitch”
He told her “you got a cold nose”
best wallows song no one cares if you think otherwise
person: the best wallows song isnt ice cold pool
me: shut the fuck up
An alcoholic beverage containing some type of tea “served hot” with whisky and typically a little lemon and honey is added.
This gorgeous girl and I got a little tipsy on some Midwesterner cold medicine when we went to look at the Christmas lights down town.
Also referred to as a “hottie Tottie”
A party that you have when someone you dislike has finally decided to move out
We held a house colding party when my sister moved out, and did all of the things we couldn't do when she was here
A crisp cold beer, preferably a can. Normally it is drank with the boys.
"Do you wanna crack open a cold one with the boys?"