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The Happy Dance

Male masturbation.. Ya know, jerkin it.

Sometimes, when I'm all alone in my room and no one's watching, I do the happy dance.

by Half Ounce of Kush August 8, 2009

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dance party usa

Dancing to music, usually at very loud decibels, at ungodly hours of the night/morning. Featured songs are "New Work-Plan" and "Scenes from an Italian Restaurant". Musical variation is a MUST.

"The ladies of Sigma Delta Lambda had Dance Party USA at Simpson Hall"

by SigmaDeltaLambda November 27, 2004


little lad dance

BERRIES AND CREAM BERRIES AND CREAM IM A LITTLE LAD WHO LOVES BERRIES AND CREAM

do the fricking little lad dance NOW MF

by i fricked your mom October 3, 2021


Dick Whip Dance

The shaking of a males penis after he's finished peeing to get the drips off.

John: Its been a while since I pissed, man. This'll be a while.
Dave: You better do the dick whip dance or you'll be in there for days.

by Geraldines buttcrack December 10, 2014


Mexican Hat Dance

A Mexican Hat dance is performed typically in front of a Mariachi band with a minimum of three people. The participants stand in a line, or gather in a circle depending on the number of people taking part in the dance. The person in the middle gets serviced... sexially from both front and behind. When the song changes, the person in the middle rotates to get serviced buy different people.

Went down to Home Depot to pick me up a 3 piece band and a couple of loose women for a Mexican Hat Dance later on. You should swing by and check it out.

by analbabes April 8, 2018


Bloody Lap Dance

A lap dance given by a nude chick who is on the rag, thus leaving snail trails of red all over your clothing. Performing or receiving a lap dance while on a menstrual cycle.

"I was given a bloody lap dance by this gross stripper at the club. The stains won't come out of my jeans."

by JuggernautOfTheFemaleKind June 1, 2013


Horizontal Happy Dance

Normal sex when Male is on top of a Female *dancing* the night away. It is usually in the bed but as long as the girl or the guy is laying on top and both are lying down, it can be called "Horizontal Happy Dance"

Got it from a Legend of Zelda parody on Youtube.

Link:hey do you want to do the horizontal happy dance with me?
Random Hotel Girl:Sure! I love to dance!
Link: Ok, your really gonna love it!
Random Hotel Gilr: wait.....

by Fightingdreamer77 April 8, 2011