A Dwarf, an animal with an extremely small wang. Often misinterpreted for Santaβs elfs.
Hey is that David Josef Cennedy I heard he has an extremely small wang.
a man who could play a biker in a dark comedy indie film.
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somebody who makes a good sandwich.
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the guy everybody wishes was their dad.
"a david j. wilbur would be dope for this part"
"yo make me a david j. wilbur wich"
"that guy is way cool. he's a total david j. wilbur"
AN ABSOLUTE STUD. nothing stands in Deryns way so beast at everything including snorting illegal substances and MC Pat Flynn. Everywhere Deryn goes is an instant party. he is the heart and soul of the party the party is lifeless without Deryn. Has a great taste in Music with MC Pat Flynn topping all of his playlist. such a hero and inspires everyone to be a better person. GREAT GUY
Look over there its Deryn David Maguire. You know the guy with the nice legs and is sooooooooooooo fit.
Stone David Carter is an angry, dominant beast who is close to breaking the chains and fucking your 100 people. He loves azns and is constantly found in the shower waiting for boys to drop the soap so that he can molest your asshole until it is completely worn out. One warning when meeting a Stone David Carter, don't frrrt he don't like faggets
Stone David Carter fucks his wii
the best lead signer to ever front van halen.
did you hear david lee roth killed sammy hagar with his martial arts moves.
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Joshua David Evans is a singer and YouTube personality who runs the JoshuaDTV YouTube channel which has amassed over 1 million subscribers. He originally joined YouTube in 2006 on a channel called Joshuad84, however that channel is now inactive. He is married to singer Pamela Rose Rodriguez, and was previously married to YouTuber Colleen Ballinger. Evans and Ballinger got a divorce in 2016 *allegedly* due to Colleen cheating.
Following the divorce he left the internet for an extended amount of time. Now he often does song covers with his sister Erin, and his wife Pamela. He is also a close friend and collaborator of popular vlogger Julien Solomita.
Joshua David Evans has remarried and his fans are happy for him.
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The single biggest, saddest sack of shit alive in all of the Americas today. He is the fat loony fucker that shot and killed John Lennon, one of the greatest songwriters to date. He did so because supposedly Jesus and "The Catcher in the Rye" told him to.
Jay: You know who's the biggest douche bag ever?
Mike: Mark David Chapman?
Jay: Absolutely!
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