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Dead Fish Handshake

The ultimate faux pas in handshaking criteria. When you shakes another person's hand, it feels as if you are holding a dead fish.

John: "Did you meet Anthony yet?"
David: "Yeah, notice that pussy ass dead fish handshake of his?"

by Barack Oprama December 28, 2007

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beating the dead horse

Coming from many game forum boards, beating the Dead horse is a term used to describe a topic that has been debated/discussed to death.

FFXIGamer1: WHICH JOB IS BEtTER, pld or nINja??!?

FFXIGamer2: Stop beating the f*cking dead horse....

by Rellinger April 7, 2005

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Dead Baby Jokes

any joke or attempt to get others to laugh while making light of dead babies. These tend to have a large amount of shock value, and sometimes shouldn't be told in the office.

Q: What has 4 legs and one arm?
A: A Doberman in a children's playground!

Q: What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck
load of bricks?
A: You can't use a pitchfork on bricks.

Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A1: One glass of Root Beer and two scoops of baby.
A2: Take your foot off its head.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

by The Dingo February 5, 2005

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Left 4 Dead

A First person shooter game where you and 3 other people can play as survivors or infected

Survivors:
Louis
Francis
Bill
Zoey

There's no difference in their abilities of the humans.

Infected:
Hunter-An infected that can jump really high
Smoker-An infected with a really long tongue who'll try to choke you to death.
Boomer-A fat infected that explodes when killed
Tank-A muscular infected that can toss things at you.
Witch-The strongest infected. I don't advice you to fight her,unless you got no choice.

You start in a safe house with weapons, health packs and ammo,take all you need.

As you leave the safe house,you'll be fighting zombies.

To make it more difficult,they run very quickly and are in a large number.

In each level,there will be a horde coming at you. The horde is a load of zombies running at you. So teamwork is very important.So work together or you'll all get killed.

*horde coming*

Players: Shit.

Left 4 Dead

by ......17 February 27, 2009

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dead cat hole

The spaces on a car above the front tires and below the wheel rim. Because the area heats up during the winter, stray cats will often crawl into the space and perish when unsuspecting car owners start their cars without first checking the spot.

"Her cat died after it crawled into the dead cat hole on her dad's car."

by caliali December 13, 2014

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hip hop is dead

NAS said this after fuckin songs like Laffy Taffy and A Bay Bay came out and people actually drove around listening to it thinking it was cool! It means REAL MEANINGFUL MUSIC isn't made anymore! I agree with ya NAS!

Laffy Taffy is considered REAL MUSIC and is put into the same category as NAS - ONE MIC..Hip Hop is dead!

by Chris Puckett October 25, 2007

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through the eyes of the dead

one of the best hardcore metal bands ever!!! thier use of extremely fast double bass pedals and face melting breakdowns are what has given them such a huge fan base...

TTEOTD was my favorite metal band until they decided to kick anthony gunnels out and bring in Nate Johnson.
Even though the new stuff is brytal as hell and still sounds amazing...they sound like any other metal band now.
Anthony's vocals and josh kulicks drums were the only thing seperating tteotd from the rest of the hardcore metal scene and now that anthony is gone...well we will just have to see how much longer this once great metal band will make it

Hey did you go to the through the eyes of the dead concert last night?

yea man it was insane!!!! they sacrificed a live goat on stage and then set it on fire while they ripped my face off

by Matttttttttttttttttttttttttt August 28, 2007

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