a present your boyfriend gives you that you can both share but only he will enjoy
" oh how lovely, tickets to see Andy Murray in some blokes tennis tournament ive never heard of. Well you can take your dutch present and go on your own"
When you take a shit in someone's bed and put the sheets back over it
Steves left Bob a "Dutch Bonnet" at that party last night
The act of squirting chocolate syrup directly into your mouth, followed by taking a swig of milk and shaking it back and forth in your cheeks to make chocolate milk right in your mouth.
"I didn't have time to use a cup and spoon, so I just did a Pennsylvania Dutch before bed."
A sex position where you fart in ones mouth and they give you a blowjob
Mike: Yo I just gave alexia the Pennsylvania Dutch
Jason: what the fuck is that
Mike: it’s where you fart in someone’s mouth and they give you a blowjob
Jason: stay the fuck away from me
The act of stretching a condom over the rim of a cup, and proceeding to have sex with it.
My girlfriend doesn't do it quite like a Dutch Handrail.
When you bring cheez whiz into the bed, put it in your partner's butt crack, then lick it out. Potatoes and veggies optional but recommended
Dude, you know that chick I took home last night? I gave her a Dutch Perogie.
Bro, seek out professional help
Showing up to vote, but instead of voting, the person cranks out a rank fart and leaves the stench for the enjoyment of the next voter.
I didn't agree with any of the candidates so I just left a dutch vote.