ethan is the best person in the world. he is super cute and perfect and he is incredibly lovable. his face is very kissable. he has a nice penis too
Ethan is the most athletic, funny and hot person he is also very sexy
ethan is a cheating, small dick, selfish, little hoe.
“ethan is such a cheating bitch”
“all he cares about is his hair”
Someone who has gingeritus.
Also plays 7 hours of Fortnite a day
Girls stay away from Ethan he has gingeritus!
A mother frickin sexy boy. No. Man. He has washboard abs and flowing hair. Love him with great compassion because if you don’t, you’ll end up with his friends, that’s a no-go!
Girl: omg why are you walking funny
Other girl: Ethan fucking destroyed my pussy last night!
a lil whore who is gay and nice at the same time
“man stop being a lil ethan”
“sorry man it’s not my fault i’m gay”
“you’re just so nice”
A complete form of the person that is Ethan
If that makes sense
I am feeling like an Ethan today