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To display misanthropic behavior
That's SO Super Foul Egg
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The day after Easter Sunday when everyone has a surplus of hardboiled eggs. These eggs are often used up by making egg salad.
"I'm suffering the adverse effects of Egg Salad Monday".
"I'm out of town on Easter Weekend, but I think I can come by on Egg Salad Monday.
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A sexual activity. Either;
1) Intercourse in an area which is so dirty, participants become coated in the surrounded filth and so are 'breadcrumbed'.
2) A manouevre similar in idea to the "Superman" in that a male masturbates and ejaculates onto his partners back whilst his partner is sleeping, and then affixes 'breadcrumbs' to the sticky patch he has created.
Homemade Scotch Egg? That sounds like some kind of euphemism....
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That's "fucking eggs on toast" can refer to good news.
That's fucking eggs on toast mate
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the world record egg on instagram .
(beat kylie jenner)
yo matt, did you see the world record egg?
no. i am a normie.
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Nugget free egg be very good. Nugget free egg is egg but with no nugget. you like? if you no like nugget free egg you get killed by pineapple tonight. Enjoy feeding turtle taco with nugget free egg. i master of nugget free egg and nugget free cheese. have fun. I can see you. I'm watching you. Look behind you. you cant see me because i'm invisible. But i'm going to buy you a rack of nugget free egg ok? good good. good day my potato. Great carrot.
carrot: "I like your nugget free egg!"
onion: "thanks i got it from yo mumma"
carrot: "My mumma makes nugget free egg?"
onion: "No, i got it from master of nugget free egg and cheese."
carrot: "JULIA?"
onion:"YES!"
carrot:"omg!!! -fangirling-"
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MASTER OF NUGGET FREE EGG: "i see you reading this you manwhore darryn. i see you."
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Same as McDonald's Egg McMuffin, but homemade by your MOM
My Mom made me an Egg Mom Muffin for breakast this morning.
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