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What Mike Pence turns into after a fly lands on his head during VP debates
repressed stuck-up Christian Mike Pence—JC Penney catalog-idea of almost-handsome—debated Kamala Harris and had a house fly land on his head. When the fly's regurgitation interacted with Pence's hairspray he instantly transformed into Fly Girl Pence; filed for divorce from Karen; and admitted being in a long-term affair with a fella named Eduardo.
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The light-medium blue color of old porch ceilings (before air-conditioning) said to keep flies from landing and depositing their tell-tale spots.
It was cool and peaceful on the porch, swinging, gazing up at the freshly coated fly-speck blue ceiling. I fuzzed my eyes and imagined clouds floating by.
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A woman who is physically attractive and lures in men away from their friends and keeps letting them get closer to getting laid but never actually lets them get there. Then takes all their attention and when they get bored they leave him
“Dude I’m going on a date”
“I wouldn’t trust her, she’s kinda a penis fly trap”
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The act of giving a fuck, which proceeds to fart so hard it flies around forever on the power of it's own farts.
Alex do I look like I give a flying farting fuck?
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The vagina belonging to an anti-male woman.
After listening to Ani Difranco, the bull dike's Venus Fly Trap chewed up a penis and spit it out.
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Sexual position. Woman on top. Both facing the cieling, her feet on mans thighs, leaning off bed toucing floor, 45 degree angle, almost like a handstand. EXPERTS ONLY!!!
A floppy flying fish is when a woman on top of the man. Both facing the cieling, her feet on mans thighs, leaning off bed toucing floor, 45 degree angle, almost like a handstand. EXPERTS ONLY!!!
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sex position found on page 303 in the Kamasutra. triple 69 with two sisters and a lucky guy/girl.
Me and the olsen sisters did the flying sister twister last night!
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