High Fiving Mother Fucker

A person who thinks they are awesome, and acts like they are the best/have the best tastes, even though they are way passed their prime. The name is relevant because they tend to 'Hi Five' after almost every positive event.

Similar to a Bro because of their tendencies to wear nothing but name brand clothing, and they're 'Party Life' attitude.

Made known by the Local H song 'Hi Fivin MF'

Mid 30's guy: "Dude, this concert is killer! WOO! FREE BIRD!"

other Mid 30's guy: "Fuck Yea! High Five!"

*Slaps Skin*

20-something bystander: "Jeez, what a couple of High Fiving Mother Fuckers..."

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moth eating mother fucker

A total jerk. Worse than just a mother fucker, or even a cock-sucking mother fucker

Aaron: "Our boss's boss is coming in today. I hate that guy!"
Jerry: "I can't stand that moth eating mother fucker!"

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hee haw mother fucker

1. an ignorant redneck. 2. a person whom you don't like. 3. a person who is being stupid.

ex. "Look at that stupid hee haw mother fucker."
"What a stupid hee haw mother fucker."

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run like a mother fucker

to run as fast as you can

Tony: Shit, its da cop!

Me: Run like a mother fucker!

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run the tags mother fucker

When you're so drunk whilst getting arrested that you yell nonsensical things at the cop

Cop: "ma'am, what is your name?"
Drunk woman: "run the tags mother fucker!

Dick faced mother fucker

Usually used when running out of disses (insults) or used as an opening when people are about to fight or make fun of each other.

"Dude, your a...a...dick faced mother fucker!"

"Fuck you you dick faced mother fucker!"

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Ur godfather a dog fucker

This insult dwarfs ur granny tranny, ur dad lesbian and ur mom gay. This insult can end someone’s life just by saying it

Peter: “Carl, ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny.”
Carl: “ur godfather a dog fucker”
Peter: *dies*

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