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self-explanatory....instead of the electric chair, or lethal vaccination, bend the criminal over and have a huge male horse shove his dick inside the person, fuck him savagely, and spray his load inside the body, which by now will have exploded from the massive size of the horse cock.
most don't know that john wilkes booth received the horse cum death sentence after killing honest abe.
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A more polite method of informing people you have to go number two.
Excuse me for a minute, I need to go talk to a man about a horse.
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Something great to have as an appetizer at your next dinner party.
Basically self explanatory.
Used in the episodes of Dr. Tran.
"I think you really suck and you should just like go die."
"Oh really? Well, you're a stupid little bitch."
"Umm, did anyone ever tell you you're a really BIG cockface?"
"Go eat some hickory smoked horse buttholes."
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The maximum level of power when performing cunnilingus. What it lacks in technique, it makes up for in lifting women off their feet like a seal balancing a ball on its nose.
Last night, I got high on bath salts and went down on my gf like a toothless horse eating an apple.
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1:One who publically masturbates, then proceeds to fuck horses. 2: An insult that will single-handedly catch off guard, and complealty shock the receiver of this insult.
1. Some Guy: Look at that public-mastur..... Oh no! No! No! No! Now he's fucking a horse! That public-masturbating-horse-fucker! 2. Guy 1: You're a douche-bag! Guy 2: You're a public-masturbating-horse-fucker! Guy 1: *falls over, and dies of shock*
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The most sacred object of all time
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In this video, a weird Asian girl is smacking the giant lubricated horse cock. She proceeds to eat it. Rest in peace giant lubricated horse cock
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(1) name for a moronic policeman. Also captain horse's ass or officer horse's ass.
(2) refers to silly ass movie and cartoon character also known as inspector gadget
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