Said with a southern accent, this is what you say when you want to swear but there are kids present. May sound like "hem slem demmeh" when properly pronounced (with the "e" said like "pet" or "eh").
"Oh, my wife cheated? Ham Slam Damnit!"
"Ham Slam Damnit, I stubbed my toe!"
When you are receiving a mouth hug and the person giving the mouth hug vomit on your genitals.
Sally was giving John a BJ and all of sudden she stop. John asked Sally "why did you stop?" Then Sally does a Ohio ham sandwich on John's junk. Both of them let out a long, Eeeew.
A Classification of "Fuck Up" that someone trys to hide and cover up while someone else actually "Fixes" their fuck up.
Man, that really went down ham-style.
A vagina that resembles a plain hamburger from McDonald's
She's got a fanny like a plain ham with 2 crowns
On back shift or running late for work. Giving time to have a big bacon and egg breakfast.
Ohh here's fat bob, late again. He's on the ham and egg shift today.