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When another person usually a female strokes a mans penis
Dude haylin wanted her phone back so I made her give me a hand job for it
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two hands placed together in the position to make a hand fart, with the fleshy parts below the pinkies forming a nice, parted set of cheeks through which to squeeze artificial farts.
"Dude, what was that noise, did you just fart?" "No, man, that was my hand cheeks"
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When a female gets engaged, while wearing the new engagement ring suddenly picks up an annoying habit of obvious hand gesturing or photo posing, to flash the ring, often referred to as "a case of ring hand"
Undercover thots getting wife, next thing you know they all over insagram with ring hand, Smh.
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God, I fucking hate this piece of shit game. Streamers and youtubers play it so they can get incredibly angry in front of their audience, which of course gets them tons of views. The entire game controls like Superman 64 and fills anyone who plays it with pure, unhindered rage. The developers of this "game" belong in the pits of hell along with the worst people Earth has ever seen
"Have you ever played Hand Simulator?"
"Yeah, and I fucking hated it. And I hate you for bringing it up."
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When handling ten pound balls and debating weather or not to have an appetizer at the bowling lanes.
Amber- should we order some food?
Marie- No we have ball hands from touching all these balls! Shit you know how many people have touched these balls!
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a hand nude is a hand without skin.
dude: “bro, send me hand nudes”
bro: “ok” *rips off skin*
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The act of frantically pleasuring oneself whilst alone.
Oh my lord! I walked in Andrews bedroom yesterday and I caught him on the hand pump. Whilst watching the free 10 minutes on television X
The dirty little swine he needs to meet a woman.
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