slug with a brillo pad hat.

a nicely trimmed pussy, where the lips are cleanly shaven but there is some hair left up top.....kinda like a landing strip.

I got down with the slug with the brillo pad hat.

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top hat monocle position

Sexual position in which a top hat and monocle are used. The imagination is used to make for a kinky sexual enviroment. A very passionate and energetic sex position. A higher class position

oh so you did the top hat monocle position

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Dallas hat trick

After you finish fucking a girl and cumming in her pussy, stab her in both eyes and bellybutton with your dick.

I accidentally blinded my girlfriend in an attempt to give her the Dallas hat trick.

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Darth Vader's hat stand

A sinister, six foot tall, wheezing cock.

You should have watched that show last night, Darth Vader's hat stand was so in the corner.

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Ass Hat

1. The act of killing someone, placing your bare ass upon their head, taking a picture, and posting it for the world to see.

2. A dolt. A person with their head so far up their ass that they can taste the last meal they ate. Eg. A paladin or an Albion player.

1. I just ass-hatted that guy, wanna see the picture?

2. Those asshat paladins should all be hung, drawn, and quartered.

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Five Pound Mud Hat

:1) To be having such a shitty day that you feel like you're wearing a Five Pound Mud Hat. 2) To be on the receiving end of a tubgirl. 3) To have your head so far up your ass that you're wearing a Five Pound Mud Hat.

And she was all, "you want me to give you a Five Pound Mud Hat?" And I was like, "wtf's a Five Pound Mud Hat?" And then she said, "why don't you look it up on urbandictionary.com ass hole."

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j-hat on da bozak

Advice given to adolescents to remember to use a condom.

Yo bitch, do I needs to put da j-hat on da bozak?

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