waaah, you're mean! I'm telling!

What oversensitive preschoolers say when they don't get their way.

First kid: Let's play on the swings!
Second kid: I'd rather play on the toy horsey.
First kid: Waaah, you're mean! I'm telling!

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you only think I'm kidding

Also, "you only think I'm joking."

Phrase used after you say something that sounds unrealistic or exaggerated but is completely true.

Guy: I got six tickets in one afternoon.
Friend: haha (thinks he's exaggerating)
Guy: yeah, you only think I'm kidding.
friend: ...

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I'm gonna EAT YO DOG!

what you say when someone pisses you off. also the terms:
I'm gonna SHIT ON YO COUCH!
I'm gonna CHEW ON YO BELLY BUTTON!
I'm gonna SNORT YO FERRET!
I'm gonna CUT YO HEAD OFF WITH A TOOTH BRUSH!
I'm gonna MAKE YOU TEABAG A CACTUS!
I'm gonna DROPKICK A BRICK WALL!
I'm gonna FART IN YO CEREAL
I'm gonna PISS IN YO LAMP
I'm gonna DRYHUMP YO TAMPON
I'm gonna PUKE IN YO SHOES
(fag's name here) is a stupid name
I'm gonna SQUAT IN YO SHRUBBERY
I'm gonna SPRAYPAINT YO HORSE! (NEIGH)
I'm gonna CHOP DOWN YO TREE WITH A FISH STICK

Jake: You're such a fag
Tyler: I'm gonna eat yo dog!

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you know what i'm sayin

A frequently used phrase among slack jawed rappers.
(I've never met one that wasn't slack jawed)
Due to the fact that they can't communicate well because of the stupidity of ebonics.

It is primarily used to ask if the recipient of a statement understands what was being spoken. It is necessity to ask this because rappers are to stupid to ask what the speaker meant when they couldn't understand the statement.

you know what i'm sayin homie DUH!!!

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Hey I'm putting together a team

A dumb movie cliche line often used when the main character or antagonist try to create a a squad of people like them in order to accomplish another cliche of defeating the main antagonist or protagonist by working together.

"I'm building a team." -(Batman to flash)
"I'm putting together a team."- (Beckett to Han Solo)
"what are we some kind of suicide squad?" -(Will Smith to that one girl who made the suicide squad)
"Hey I'm putting together a team of gay pornstars, would you like to join?"

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I'm going to fuck you in the balls.

A crude yet ironically witty insult by a now banned forum member (volke) on the Taleworlds forum, for the game Mount&Blade.
This rapidly spread through the forum, aided by several people adding it to their signature. Due to the popularity of this insult, it evolved into a meme. See the other variations.

I'm going to fuck you in the balls.

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I'm gonna give you spank

something that your asian grandmother likes to say/do to all your friends when they come over.

"Eric, I'm gonna give you spank!"

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