Brain Stain

The act of holding your testicles in your hand, so that they resemble a brain. Then placing them on someone, thus giving them a brain stain.

I totally brain stained Johnny last night in his sleep.

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Left Brain

Someone who does and say everything backwards.

Tammy: OMG my dad is So left brain! You know what he said?

Becky: What?

Tammy: He just told me to lock the door and then go in the house.

Becky: Wow... He is left brain.

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brain-power

A helpful force exerted against one's shoulder-blades by a caring and stronger friend when trudging up steep hills or proceeding toward/going through with socially-intimidating meetings/interviews; it consists of leaning over forward and pushing the infirm/weary person along with one's head.

Cool dude #1: I don’t feel brave enough to go over and ask Tiffany for a date --- I’m such a stuttering dork around pretty girls!
Cool dude #2: Come on, Buddy; I’ll be behind you all the way --- here’s some brain-power to see you through.

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brain bucket

Northern California slang word for a helmet, often of the old military "steel pot" variety. It's worn by the neo-Nazis in the area.

Neo-Nazis and other wing nut types sometimes congregate and hold rallies in NoCal, or the Pacific Northwestern states to promote their hateful agenda. Some of them wear Klan Klown Konehead sheets, some wear brain buckets, some wear camies, some wear swastikas or other fascist insignia. It's funny that the helmets are called "brain buckets" because there's no brains in the thick heads underneath them, just piles of shit!

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Smooth Brain

Very smart person. their brain is smooth the is no resistance to knowledge

Brian has a smooth brain. Josh does not

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brain melting

this is what occurs when Practical Nursing students, or students in general study for exams every week while completing assignments worth 10% of their mark.

brain melting

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Brain Rot

A congenital brain disorder, passed from the parents on to the offspring. Symptoms start around teenage to young adult, usually aging from 13-20 years of age. Symptoms may include, periods of retardation, severe depression, making frequent suicidal jokes, poor decision making, outlandish opinions, having close friends who disregard their bad choices impacting their health or well being, growing out unsitely body hair, and mild to severe body odor. There are no outstanding cures for this disorder, but it is an emerging scientific field of study.

"Is that what you have Joe? You have Brain Rot, fucking Brain Rot"

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