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Work

A discreet way to say "gamble"

Guy1: Oi, mate I’m going to work.

Guy2: Ok, just don’t spend all of your money.
Guy1: Don't worry, I'll be right back.

by Lil_jager August 30, 2021


Work

Go and do some instead of pissing about on here. Like you're paid to do.

Why are you still on here? Go and do some fucking work

by COVID-19 February 20, 2020


Work

the one thing everyone (including me), HATES

Boss: Hey, what are ur thoughts about work?
Employee: Complete HELL.

by dorointhedude June 21, 2020


work

The type of weed that I have right now. It's the kinda bud that you think is pretty chronic upon first glance, but upon further examination realize that you are somewhat mistaken. Don't get me wrong, 1.7 for $20 is good for where I live so I'm not complaining. But seriously, this ganj, ironically, is worthy of a definition on UD simply due to it's mediocrity. Features: Diminished green coloration, perhaps with a mix of ash and possibly a tinge of brown. Leafy but dense at the same time. Thick orange hairs (you may think I'm crazy for saying so, but you'll know it when you see it, resembles carrot shavings). There seems to be an abundance of crystals, but not shining very brightly. This is concerning. Smell: Chronic hay. If that makes sense. I smoked it and I got high for sure but it's definitely nothing special like it was made out to be. On average I get way better stuff and when any of this bud rolls around it's not exactly a disappointment, but at the same time you wish it was better, and that you could afford it! Lotsa stems too. But hey life goes on! Chronic definition soon to come!!!

work=regular unleaded

by connoisseur December 15, 2009


✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️

Again, is an amorphous abstraction that (effectively) means little more than "FAIL REPEATEDLY." It's a slogan for the successful...

Hym "And it stems from a sense of entitlement. They feel entitled to their success because they did ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️ (i.e. failed repeatedly before succeeding arbitrarily) and this FURTHER ENTITLES them to YOUR FAILURE. They want to see people fail to validate ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️ they did to succeeded (Regardless of the actual circumstances that resulted in their own success). ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️ they want you to do is 'Fail repeatedly. 'You didn't FAIL REPEATEDLY (Do✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️), therefore, your success is illegitimate. I may even be justified in sabotaging your to ensure that YOU DO FAIL just so no one gets to succeed without doing WHAT I DID (which is fail repeatedly).' That's what they mean when they say ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️"

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023


work smart get fart

A motivating catchphrase that encourages others to work hard to achieve what they want in life.
Derived from 'we fartin' and is commonly said By Smart Fellas.
Can also be used as a celebration of one's accomplishments.

E.g. 1 - "I know it's been a tough couple of weeks for us with exams but it's time to work smart get fart"

E.g. 2 - "Congratulations on winning your manslaughter court case!"

"What can I say, work smart get fart ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

by armp1t May 22, 2024


Working off your guilt

When a boss, romantic other, friend or family member does something for you, and you have no other way of paying them back, to simply be charming and fair in other ways to pay your dues for having underappreciated them.

Kat: Jeanne, you took me back as your friend again, but I don't know, I don't know if it's healthy.

Jeanne: Look, I know you're still working off your guilt, but good things happen to people like you!

by Ereck Flowers February 14, 2015