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Joe McElderry

Joe McElderry Is The Really Amazing Singer From X Factor 2009 He Won And His Winners Song Was A Cover Of Miley Cyrus' "The Climb" It Reached UK No.1 But Was Not Chrismas No.1 Like Other X Factor Winners This Was Because Of A Petition To Get Rage Against The Machine To No.1 For Christmas.
Joe Has Released 3 Singles Including The Climb And A Debut Album.
Joe's 2nd Single "Ambitions" Was A Cover It Went To No.6 In The UK Top 40 But His 3rd Single "Someone Wake Me Up" Which Was Also Featured In A Narnia Film Only Went To No.68 In The UK Charts.
Joe McElderry Was Dropped By Simon Cowells Record Label Syco In The Beginning Of April.
Olly Murs Who Joe Beat In The Final Of X Factor Is Now Doing Much Better Than Joe Having A 2x Platinum Album, A No.1 UK Single And A Headline Tour Coming Up.
Joe McElderry Was Born On The 16th Of June 1991.
McElderry announced on his official website that he is gay, thanking his family and fans for their support. The gay charity Stonewall has listed McElderry as a gay role model

Friend 1 "Joe McElderry Should Not Have Been Dropped"
Friend 2 "Ikr Simon Is An Idiot"

by EvaMurs April 23, 2011

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fat joe

fat person that works wit j-lo..wait wait..no no its jello yeah that right fat joe just cant get enought of it..

hey ma can u giv me those biscuts behind me? no fat joe get it urself..
ohh well i guess i gotta lean back lean back 2 git it
im the incredible!!

by xlex July 6, 2005

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Joe Biden

Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. is an American politician who is serving as the 46th and current president of the United States. A member of the Democratic Party, he served as the 47th vice president from 2009 to 2017 under Barack Obama and represented Delaware in the United States Senate from 1973 to 2009.

"Joe Biden Won The Election And Is The New President!"

by awesomesauce128 March 22, 2021

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Joe Biden

46th President that kicked Donald Trump's ass, and is removing basically everything Trump did. He was the former vice president for Barack Obama, and he chose Kamala Harris as vice president, making her the highest female in power in America, and chose openly gay Pete Buttigieg as secretary of transportation, and Chuck Schumer as head of the senate. His wife is named Jill Biden, and is a Doctor who helped with creating the COVID-19 vaccine.

Joe Biden won the election! WooHoo!

by ESBirdnerd January 25, 2021

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joe morris

An utter bellend

You an utter joe Morris

by MILLSY April 14, 2016

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The Joe Mauer

After you have released your man gravy in and around her pussy, have her casually squat over you chest and let the drippings fall over your body-creating a Jackson Polluck 'esk painting.

A pretty lady in the Joe Mauer(catcher's position) dripping over your chest.

by WoldA November 18, 2007

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pokey joe

Bending over and pulling down your pants when you have the tip of a poo sticking out of your butthole.

Steve was bent over while tying his shoe, so Mark stood in front of him and showed Steve his pokey joe.

by utopiajoe October 26, 2007

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