Me: KYS(Keep Yourself Safe)
My Dumbass Friend: Thank for the head, up. July 15th.
Hey what’s today?
Oh, it’s july 15th which is abi’s birthday!
If your birthday is July 15th, you are really really hot and you play volleyball and you are really good at it and you are so studious and smart.
"Your birthday is July 15th? I heard that if your birthday is July 15th, you're really hot and you are really good at volleyball and you are so studious and smart."
National hit your sibling with a bucket day
“Its July 25th, Time to hit my sister with a bucket.!”
National slap your little or big sister day!
Sister: what day is it?
Me: July 25th you know what that means
Me: slaps the crap out of her.
When you are going to Greece to party, maturanc day
Ohh, it's July 25th today, we are going on Zakynthos to party!
National strawberries day. Shoutout to my wifey olly.
July 25th is strawberry day.