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When you’re fisting a girl while using a roll of quarters as a fist pack.
My girl asked me for $10 so I gave her the Kentucky coinslot.
letting a turd log bake in the sun until it’s hardened then sandwiching it between two pieces of sourdough, smothering in gravy and consuming it
I’d like to serve my dad a kentucky hot brown!
When you eat food then regurgitate it so a 2nd person can get a smoothie.
I can't afford a blender, so I made my girlfriend a Kentucky smoothie.
A Kentucky Jackslap is when oneself ejaculates into their dominant hand and walks down the street and then slaps an unsuspecting victim, thus completing the Kentucky Jackslap.
I never knew that my sperm had more than one use until I came to know the Kentucky Jackslap.
When somone wins a competition against a female and formally and respectfully sprays champaign or Gatorade up her skirt as a sign of good sportsmanship
After the race he gave Sarah a Kentucky curtain cleaning to show her how proud the team was of her
When a male individual neatly rests each testicle over each closed eye socket of a fellow individual, (male or female), hence shading the eyes like a Kentucky Shade Tree.
They were sleeping so I gave them a Kentucky Shade Tree to keep the sun out of their eyes.
When a lesbian has sex with two men and they slap high fives over her back.
My friend invited me to a lesbians house and we did the ole Kentucky slap shot on her