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A crazy cat lady can be a woman who owns more cats than municipal code allows. However, an oft-unheard of definition of 'crazy cat lady' is the very inverse of the original: a man who claims women are crazy cat ladies as a defense mechanism when in reality he himself owns more cats than municipal code allows, but hides this fact from friends, family, and co-workers in order to avoid the stereotypical norms that those who own multiple cats are solitary, human females. As a result, while 'lady' often denotes a female human, in this case it represents a closeted male 'cat-lover'. Signs someone is such a closeted, male, cat-lover include calling other humans in their lives 'cat ladies', 'crazy cat ladies', and using obtuse logic to prove others fit this mold - when in fact, it is the person calling out cat lovers, who loves cats most of all and is in fact a 'crazy cat lady'.
Human one: You're a crazy cat lady!
Human two: Since you are calling ME a crazy cat lady, I can deduce that in fact it is YOU who are a crazy cat lady - despite the fact that your are male. It is okay, crazy cat lady/man, I accept you.
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A term used to define the leaving of one solitary eyelash on a pillow to mark your territory after pulling a trick.
"I woke up this morning and she had Lady Gaga Eyelashed my pillow...it was a great night"
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elderly people that molest underage neighbors after a rousing game of golf trivia
The Old Cat Lady molested a kid after golf trivia
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Similar to the crazy cat lady, the crazy frog lady is obsessed with the amphibian genera. This obsession is to the point that it negatively impacts all other parts of the persons life, be it friendships, relationships or work. The crazy frog lady would put frog life above human life if she had the choice.
'Oh shit man, have you seen the crazy frog lady, what does she look like?'
'Yeah bro, shes the weird looking one with the frog hat and holding the frog'
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This is the my first Lady Macbeth Moment since the pandemic began.
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Line from the Hamilton song ‘A Winter’s Ball’ from the Musical Hamilton.
“We’re reliable with the ladies!!” they yelled out, making their daily Hamilton reference.
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A place where girls go to get closer to guys and lose interest in studies so they can be with the Hamptons. Also where people put photos of Ed Sheeran everywhere especially in cubicles with blue tack. Also the home of the ever ominous L4L Gerald, who despite being a spud managed to get into an all girls school. Gerald is described as having a large toothy smile and thick luscious eyebrows. ALL HAIL GERALD THE SPUD. If you would like to join Gerald’s cult please go to the Instagram account: Gerald.spud. Btw the cult or is a work in progress ALL HAIL GERALD
Woah those girls look like they’re from Lady Eleanor Holles
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