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When identical twins decide to switch for the other person in certain situations or places. The original twin is replaced by the identical twin and not many people are aware, except for the twins themselves and those who are very close to them. The replaced twin will act just like their counterpart who they replaced.
My twin sister Jessica saw this guy and asked her out on a date. She got sick, and I decided to step in her place and use some twin magic for the date. The guy didn't know I was Jessica's twin sister until a few weeks later.
The difference between a cream-pie and a facial
I’m about to be magically spontaneous watch this...
Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.
That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !
Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !
Wrapping someone up in a carpet and chucking them out the window of a tall building or skyscraper. (Mainly done by the mafia)
*Person 2 slaps face of person 1
Person 2- Ayy boss, since this guy won’t talk I say we send him on a Magic Carpet Ride.
Person 1- WTF is that supposed to mean?
Boss- Hehe…lets just say it will take you to a whole new world.
The girl is laying on the bed, the guy is standing up and pulls the sheet she is laying on towards him and fucks her while the sheet is underneath her like she was flying on a magic carpet
Trevor took her to his room and took her on a magic carpet ride
When you pull an all-nighter at work, then take a taxi to your apartment and have them wait while you shower, and then they take you back to work.
I needed the money so bad, I pulled a magic carpet ride last week.
When you're a shemale and you ride your gurthy unicorn dildo as it’s suctioned to the yoga mat
Took a wild magic carpet ride after a long days worth of work at the SuperStore