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What your Mom gives you when you make a mistake.
"Hey sweetie, you keep messing up a lot. Here's a Magic Rub." - Mom
When you get some man goo in your eye and start seeing the magic happen when really you're just stuck in someones fictional world.
Hey Fli, go give um the ol Crisco Magic for me, will ya?
a groupe of 8 people consisting of three astronomical girls and five orgasmic boys. The girls and one of the boys are the only ones that know about this group, but eventually, the whole eight will know. People are very jealous of this group of hotties. You could compare them to the movie "Normal Adolescent Behavior" except, they do not do crazy sexual acts with all of them at once.
"I wish i was in The Super Magical Eight, then I'd always have someone to hang out with. They're so lucky that they are the coolest people ever, and they don't even have to try!"
"Yeah, but if you were in TSM8 then it would be TSP9, and that just couldn't work."
*sighs in mourning her loss of orgasmicastronominality by being rejected from the supermagical eight*
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take a double measure of port in a pint glass; pour in a bottle of blue WKD; top up to the pint with lemonade.
Looks like Vimto, tastes like Vimto, lands on your nervous system like an ounce of morphine.
"magic vimto, anyone?"
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Token-operated "peep" shows. The show ranges from mild to wild, based on the "dancer" and customer requests / tips.
In today's world, it is (was?) an old-school version of Chaturbate. But you had to go to the building, buy tokens, etc.
I saw a really hot chick shove a ______ in her ______ at the Magic Window the other night. It cost me $30, but was worth it!
Calculated seductive moves mixed with an unseen force some woman posess to make men lose all common sense and give into her evil ways.
I kept telling her i didnt want a relationship, yet she kept on trying her whore magic on me. Im better than that voodoo sorcery