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Someone who is both drunk and high.
"That girl is sooo Mary Jane Champagne."
The epitome of loose women. Commonly found as a kingpin in slut in the industry. Her offspring are born with pre taught knowledge and are born fully grown.
Wow that baby was born fully grown, its mother must be a mary queen of sluts
The bitch from across the street that won’t stop laughing like a hog
god, that mary erins neighbor us so funny
Mary T syndrome is when a girl is so cool, attractive, and down to earth that it causes you to behave in a way that is irrational and extreme.
That man the was caught pleasuring himself on a bus in Memphis must be suffering from Mary T syndrome
Letting out a fart that changes so much in pitch that it sounds like a Jimmy Hendrix guitar solo
Jacob: Hey Magnus, I just had the best fart in the bathroom
Magnus: Awesome, loud?
Jacob: Loud and a propper "The wind cries Mary"
Magnus: What?
Jacob: (does airguitar moves and makes guitar noices) You know changing the pitch so that it sounds like a propper guitar solo, The Jimmy Hendrix Experience
Magnus: (rolling on the floor laughing) hahahahaha
A beautiful , beautiful , beautiful person full to express herself , she’s a normal teenager like every other person , EVERY teen talks sh* , just that lena had other things in her plate , getting called annoying WOULDNT make her k* herself , it was lena’s way to cope and how to feel getting called annoying , but HALEY never knew that she would do it , Lena was doing mean things at the time and Haley was just agreeing with her fans that what she was doing was wrong , she’s only 15...ONLY 15 , she doesn’t understand humanity at such a young age nor consequences , common sense .
“Omg that’s such a beautiful person”
:”must be Haley Marie Morales”
a person who loves hanging out, and when you find a Josh Eli Mari, you'll want to keep him forever as he will love you unconditionally.
someone: josh eli mari loves me so much
someone #2: i wish i had a josh eli mari, they are keepers