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(n.) TO describe michael whitehead, is to list all words reminiscent of him. such as:
dick ,used2 be fat,idiot,doofass,dumfuck,shithead...once one always one. He is a swimmer, and he preferably lives in florida, although that is not required. to be a michael whitehead, you must
1. PMS like a bitch. even though you are a hot man.
2. treat the girl you secretly like but would never admit it like shitt.
3. be incredibly hot, but previously fat.
4. come off as a nice guy, when you are really a conniving dickface.
5. break the only girl to ever probably truly understand you's heart.
6. be a really skilled swimmer and sailer.
7. be a liar. and have no balls when it comes to doing stuff about girls.
and lastly, always be a dick. if you are not a dick, then you are not michael whitehead. he is the john tucker of florida. if you see a michael whitehead, don't run. don't call molesters anonymous. instead, flirt. shamelessly. and then break his heart. you will be glad you did ; he is one that does not let go easily, so make sure he's hooked.
little girl: Hey Mommy, it's michael whitehead!
mom: OH SHIIITTT. run.
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Teenage girl: Hey babe wink wink
Michael Whitehead: Hey hot stuff.
Teenage girl : thinking I'll make him wish he were deaddd. (:
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Michael Lu is to Davi like Angelina Jolie is to Brad Pitt
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To make a statement in public that exposes repressed racism or bigotry.
Don Imus Michael Richarded when he called the black women "nappy headed hoes."
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A kind hearted man who is extremely handsome in everyway. He is a United States Marine and is loved by everyone who knows him. A truly amazing person always making others happy before himself. A fantastic boyfriend who makes his girlfriend very happy. She is very proud of her Marine.
"Woah did you see that Marine?"
-"yeah That's Michael Pokorny, check him out in his Uniform!"
"Woah, That Michael Pokorny is so sexy!"
-"Watch out he has a girlfriend who he loves"
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A True god in the eyes of some, he was raised under a father who plays Golf 24/7, living off the bare minimum of earnings from the local pizza shop. Michael is funny, charming but most of all, has a magnificent hair line. His stance alone places his holy seed inside any woman in a 10 mile radius. He is the man, the myth, the legend.
"Omg is that Michael Morris. Wow. This is the best day of my life"
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Michael Cascio is very feminine and loves his family in a weird way. He always is asking for grown men to sit on top of him and is also known to leave group chats. He has crushes on girls but skips bases and goes straight home. He thinks everything is funny when he is the only one laughing. He also likes to eat his own poop.
Michael Cascio is over there eating his poop.
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Michael Tungry was a once famous man who could eat a ridiculous amount of food. It is even rumored that he ate three mungrys, however there is no actual physical evidence of this. Michael Tungry went missing in 2002 and his last known location is in Wisconsin.
Andrew: Hey, did you hear about Michael Tungry? He ate three mungrys!
Alyssa: I'm sorry, but it is impossible to eat a mungry. There's no way anyone would believe that he ate three!
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