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While in the act of coutis and placed in the missionary position, rapid thrusting causes the testes to insert themselves into the rectum.
While in the act of sex, and placed in the missionary position, rapid thrusting causes the testes to insert themselves into the rectum. This can be referred to as monkey dunkin!!!!!!
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Customer Service Rep who flops like a flounder once the caller's questions go off-script.
That script monkey forwarded me to a menu and I ended up back with him. He then proceeded to follow the same script and tried to forward me again.
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An American state sport, in other words, jacking off. Numerous other ways of saying this include Beating the meat, playing the devil’s fiddle (for you Christian white guys).
Viktor: Dude, you gotta come see this photo of Mia Khalifa!
James: Gimme a sec, I’m gonna go spank the monkey...
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A GPCC monkey is a new world monkey of simian primates. Many scientists believe it is the final evolutionary stage of the human race. About two-thirds of the Asian population have evolved into this type of monkey. GPCC monkeys come in different shapes and sizes, but all carry similar personalities which include passiveness, submissiveness, and a panache for a never-say-no mentality. GPCC monkeys are obedient and subservient creatures that fear their employers. They are extremely hard working and will not eat, breathe, or sleep until the job is done. A known side effect of this specific lifestyle is near sightedness, however most GPCC monkeys have corrected this defect by using corrective lens.
(Caucasian employer) "I just hired a new bean counter. He seems to really like his job."
(Friend) "Is he Chinese? I hear those GPCC monkeys are great workers. They never complain and they always get the job done."
(Caucasian employer) "Damn right he's Chinese. I paid him several grand lower than market rate and told him he has to work on weekends too."
(Friend) "Awesome! We can go sailing while your GPCC monkey counts you beans all weekend long!"
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Exlamation of surprise. Another way of saying son of a bitch without being too offensive.
"You were supposed to work at 3"
"Son of a monkey!"
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a 40oz of Olde English 800 mixed with some Cranberry juice
Typically one drinks the 40 down until the beer is level with the top of the cylinder of the bottle, then fill the bottle back up to the top with cranberry juice.
It is a very tasty treat.
You wanna 40?
Only if you got some cranberry juice so i can make a Bloody Monkey
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When you have one of those moments when you get mad, so you go monkey on it.
Phone call:
Person 1: Dude.. my hands are full
Person 2: You should go monkey on it.. ya know.. ya going monkey..
Person 1: OKAY!! -thumps, bashes and schreeching in background-
Person 2: What are you doing?
Person 1: You told me to go monkey on it! You can't be mad at me for doing what you told me.
Person 2: I ain't mad at cha..
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