Dusty Muffin

The act in which one party ejaculates on the other, then runs to the bathroom, places baby powder in their butthole and proceeds to fart on the ejaculate that is on their partner.

“Dude my girlfriend let me give her a dusty muffin, it was only on her leg but next time it’ll be better!”

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Schorched Muffins

another meaning for "Sick Burn" or "Oh Snap"

boy-- aliens are organge
girl # 1--no they aren't, they are green

girl # 2--Oh schorched muffins

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Shit Muffins

-n. (literal)Muffins made with feces
-n. (subjective) a curseword used to express indignation, fear, anger, or disgust.

Ex. I
Sarah: I'm pregnant.
Bob: Shit muffins.

Ex. II
Mother: Whatcha got there, Jimmy?
Son: Shit muffins! :B

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memphis mud muffin

When you shit yourself and take your underwear off and fold them over then hand them to your friend

That bastard Carl. He ate Chinese last night then gave me a Memphis mud muffin for breakfast.

stank muffin

a muffin thats really rank

you farted in that muffin, which made it into a stank muffin!

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butter my muffin

to cum on a girls ass

jude law can butter my muffin anyday!

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butter her muffin

Butter her muffin:Have sex with her

From a classic line from the movie "Weird Science". Douchebag Chet (Bill Paxton) checks out crazy hot Lisa (Kelly LeBrock) and says he'd like to "Butter her muffin". This refers to finding her sexually attractive and the desire to have sexual intercourse with her. Lisa then transforms Chet into a pus spewing massive turd-like creature. One of the greatest comeuppances that ever comeuppanced.

Erik: Man, Kristjana is smokin' hot
Matt: She's not bad.
Erik: Are you kidding!?!?! I've give my left nut to butter her muffin!

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