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Underage girl who you'd love to sleep with but would probably serve jail time for statutory rape.
See jailbait
"And against law - 5 years or more" - Dizzee Rascal
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a fat black man with a high pitched voice with a purple dick on his fore head
wow you are really being a mombo number five
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Maths nerds making a joke out of some line from George Orwell's 1984
"Well *actually* 2 + 2 could = 5 !"
*pathetic nerd eagerly waits for confused stares to reinstate his superiority
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A BIG BONER, I MEAN FUCKING MEGAN FOX MUST HAVE WALKED BY TO GIVE U THAT
HAHA look at his 5 meter peter
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When beating a girl with a pineapple, she proceeds to call the police
Jim: What did you go to jail for?
Kevin: I pulled a hawaiI 5-0
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A unspoken rule where if any sort of food falls to the ground, if you pick it back up in 5 seconds or less it is still okay to eat.
Oh no i dropped a skittle, its only been 3 seconds, its still good.
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A scale for rating the attractiveness of a girl (usually). As suggested by its name, it consists of a scale 1-5, with the highest rating being the rare 5.0. As a rule of thumb, the threshold of dateability lies at the rating of 3.0.
In addition, a maximum of 0.5 points may be added or subtracted accordingly, based on the subject's personality. No rating is to exceed 5.0.
"Without personality, I'd probly give that girl a 2.0 on the 5-point scale...I'd LET her suck my dick..."
"Dude, that girl's an asshole, but she's def. a 4.2!"
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