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A game that only guys can play in work/public place.
To play is to expose a testicle to a female.
To win you must do it without her noticing.
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An aversion to sitting next to people on public transport.
Passenger: "Excuse me, can I sit here?"
You: "No, I've got a nut allergy."
When you nut so fast it leaves earths atmosphere and enters orbit. Most cosmic-nuts come back to the place they originated about a year after the nut happened.
Friend- Dude, I just cosmic-nutted!
Me- This is the fourth time we had to evacuate this town.
A term used to describe distance
It is determined by the ammount of nut you nut in a year, at the end of that year yoy have nutted a nut year and if you line up all the nut you have nutted in a line and measure it, that is how far the nut year is.
Nigga the fuck, why are you a fucking nut year away from me? You cum sack!
Someone who is your one only, who is smexy and blissful
“She is my honey bunches of Oreo nut”
Placing one's scrotum on another person's nose from above, so that each ball goes to one side, thus creating the look of goggles.
I totally nut goggled this chick last night.