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The registered son of Cian Madden
Peter Lynch is a son of the great Cian Madden
a god from the heavens above. He is a man that is so sexy he can make any girl melt like a ice lolly. WHY IS HE SO GORG. i couldn't explain. His sexy body features drive all women mad. He could make a homophobic white ass man gay and make him go on all fours and bark that is how delicious he is.
women: Have u seen that new sexy pic of evan peters
staright old white man: yes HE IS SOOOOOO SEXY *moans cutely*
Evan Peters. The most adorable guy ever.
He’s like the human version of an m&m ! Or a teddy bear!
“Hey who’s your crush?”
“Evan peters 🙄”
“But you’re a guy!”
“And?”
the hottest most sexiest person who inhabits this planet, who also has a hot personality and enough talent to light a fucking fire
evan peters is my husband.
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When you get waterboarded on September 29th.
I got Peter Griffin'd
Used to be an icebreaker at Hoffman Estates High School. Usually used to make fun of a diss track wizard
“Hey guess what? Peter’s Mom died.”
“Its not funny because she dead. Its funny because it’s Peter’s Mom.”
A man with enough body fat, to eradicate the surface of the planet. In some religions he is looked up to, as some sort of bringer of doom ( aka a god ). He tends to use his powers, whenever his followers dissobey him, and uses them to start wars all over the solar system.
Man 1 Hey, why are you so depressed?
Man 2 I'm thinking about Peter Ahrens. What if he decides to destroy out planet with his body fat.
Man 1 Don't worry about it. I'm sure he liked our offerings from yesterday.