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Best improvised door stopper ever! Nuf Said... Plus it's kinda cute staring at you with those beady little black foam eyes.
hey i didnt know you had a door stopper?" "i dont, i'm using the pizza hut chicken toy that i got from the fair.
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Just Like Soggy Waffle,EXCEPT! Soggy Waffle Is Like Four People WELL Drum Line Has A LOT Of People And With A Pizza It Makes It EXTREMELY NASTY!
Brad Lost the Drum Line Pizza Game On Purpose.So He Can Enjoy A "Delicious" Feast All On His Own.
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to masterbate
yo i'll be there in about 45 minutes... i gotta cook some pizza pops first
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The only people this backwards type of pizza appeals to are the people from the cultural wasteland known as St. Louis. By the way, the words "St. Louis", "elitist", and "urban" never belong in a sentence or discussion together. True, St. Louisans like to think they are elite and urban, but this is due to their major inferiority complexes. Anyone who asks you where you went to school as a way to get a conversation started has issues (and certainly wouldn't know what good pizza is).
St. Louis Style Pizza, no matter, how it is described, is awful (unless your culinary experience is limited to a small, forgettable town in the lower Midwest).
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A nasty concoction consisting of extremely thin, tasteless cardboard-like crust slathered in runny cheap salty pizza sauce and topped with gooey St. Louis-exclusive cheese called Provel that looks and tastes like melted Velveeta. While many St. Louisans inexplicably love this crap, don’t let them con you into thinking it’s real pizza – it isn’t! Imo's is probably the most famous type of this stuff - stay away!
While visiting Sally in St. Louis, she tried to get me to eat St. Louis style pizza. I told her that I'd rather die a slow death.
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an orgasmic tasting pizza!
-the deep dish thick just the way girls and gay guys like it
-thin crust is small but satisfying!
That Zachery's Chicago Style Pizza is so good it made me cum.
The best food in the world is Zachery's Chicago Style Pizza
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If you like red onions on your pizza your mom triple gay, your dad lesbian, your sister a mister, and your granny a tranny.
How was wedding? "oh it was good except everyone got sick from the RED ONIONS ON PIZZA and one person died."
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